Sigh, I am Laaaaazy
This is day 88. Why am I not a super healthy crazy person who gets up and runs in the morning before she goes to work yet? I better be awesome by day 100 or I am going to lose my shit!
I can procrastinate all day. Especially when it is time to go to the gym. Oh, I need to do laundry, hmmm my floor is really dirty, I better pay the bills right now this very second, oh I really should return these recyclables right now, and that magazine rack isn’t going to sort itself.
Why is it so hard to get my fat ass to the gym? Gym good for me, gym make ass skinny, I pay for gym...GO!
I also created a gym down stairs in my basement, I mean...it couldn’t GET any closer...but yet...I would rather not go down there, why is this? Once I am there I am good, I am motivated to work out and push myself, but why is it so hard to get there? I have to heed my own advice and just GO, just get there and once I am there I will work out.
I think I am going to invent a pill, this is a special pill you will take when you are unmotivated, and once it is in your belly you will magically want to go work out.
I have today off work, and I should be monopolizing this free time by working out hard core and relishing the fact that I have a bunch of spare time to work out. But instead I am spending my day watching movies and creeping on Facebook.
I am going to down 6 espressos and then get my butt moving to the workout playlist on my ipod, in the meantime, is someone could tell me how to get a magic work out motivating pill that would be great.
OK, so no matter how unmotivated I am, I will feel better after the work out. I will feel better, look better, and sleep better. Also, after I work out I refuse to eat anything crappy as I didn’t perspire my weight in sweat just to load my belly up with some shitty food. Also, I am thinking of that super hot model-instructor with the rock hard ass, I want to look like that, she didn’t wake up one day looking like that, and neither will I....
I am off to work out!