Thursday, July 8, 2010

Wha the?

OK, so like most women out there in a relationship, I work so hard to lose weight why hubby-dearest eats like a 15 year old boy and never gains an ounce (ARHG!!!). In fact, he is trying to GAIN weight (aren’t we a pair!). So, like a good little girlfriend, I looked online to find out some tips to help him gain weight. Do you know what I found? DO YOU? Well, I found: THE SAME F’ING TIPS THAT ARE TO LOSE WEIGHT!!! Yes, things like:

Drink more water

Eat lean protein

Add protein powder

Eat more vegetables

Lift weights

Get more sleep

Um? These are the same things that we do to lose weight? Clearly we can’t win.

1 comment:

  1. GROSSSSSS deep fried jelly beans???? gawd!