Remember a while ago I said I was going to lose it?
I did. Twice....well really once, because the second time was an extension of the first time. It was recess time (morning smoke break for most people at my hell-office) and I was super excited to eat my snack: Yogurt with berries topped with oats and flax seed (mmm protein, healthy fats, omegas, carbs, fibre, and under 300 cals!) Tweedle-DUMB walked by and asked me what I was eating, when I told him he said “Uh sounds like a horse”.
“WHY ARE YOU ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF ME WHEN I AM THE ONE EATING HEALTHY? SOUNDS LIKE A HORSE EH? AT LEAST IT DOESN’T SOUND LIKE A HEART ATTACK! “
Everyone was silent, and I felt weird....so I went to my desk and ate my horse snack in peace. It was delicious!
He then walked by my desk again and said “Neighhhh, how was your horse snack?”
“HOW MANY HORSES DO YOU KNOW THAT EAT YOGURT AND FRESH CUT BERRIES? SO WHAT IF THEY EAT OATS, THEY ARE STRONG, LEAN, AND NOT FAT, SHOULD WE FEED THEM DONUTS INSTEAD?”
So proud of my witty comeback, I waited for a rebuttal, but he did what most idiots do when they don’t have anything to say to a woman who has just spoken her mind, he made that stupid ‘rowrrr’ cat sound. GOD! What a dick!
So, I am calm again, I think I may just walk around my office with ear plugs and eat my food in my car.
Layer in this order:
½ cup low fat yogurt
1 cup of your choice of berries (I used strawberries and blackberries this time)
¼ cup of rolled or steel cut oats
1 tablespoon of flax seed